FFTogether Summer Marathon - Best Quotes

[Zeikuu]

Nope, it's the one about "FFT girls" if that one rings a bell.

Don't know what you are talking about. 

Then there is chaos stealing mah woman.

[19:29] <chaosbeelzemon> whenever I go to youtube, I find comments like "FFIX/X was the last good FF"
[19:29] <megaffun> then SE pretty much throws an X clone
[19:30] <megaffun> and there's an XII vs XIII war
[19:30] <allyson16> Chaos.
[19:30] <bayorgasmic> sonic fan boys are mental indeed
[19:30] <allyson16> I love you
[19:30] <allyson16> I love you so much
[19:30] <@zeikuu> Sonic fanbase... OMFG YOU CHANGED HIS EYE COLOUR 1 SHADE, HOW DARE YOU
[19:30] <chaosbeelzemon> good, we're at peace?
[19:30] <allyson16> I love you so much that I'm going to hop on a plane to Europe and kiss you right now
[19:30] <allyson16> Wait...
[19:30] <bayorgasmic> lol zeikuu
[19:30] <chaosbeelzemon> lol
[19:30] <megaffun> awwwwwwww
[19:30] <allyson16> You live in Europe right?
[19:30] <chaosbeelzemon> yes
[19:30] <megaffun> haha ally
[19:30] <@da_cloud> o_O
[19:30] <@zeikuu> Chaos, are you trying to steal my woman?
[19:30] <chaosbeelzemon> no way!
[19:30] <megaffun> what is this i don't even..
[19:30] <chaosbeelzemon> are you jealous already? >.>

[MegaFun]

You're right actually, must have confused it with something else.

Also lol @ Ally "wait... you live in Europe right?" XD

Also all the hate on Snow and Sephy (also Terra, Zidane, Kuja and Roxas by a single person we all know ), ahh.

[Chaos]

Oh, come on you two. What did Matt say? I don't remember it. >.>

[Zeikuu]

Chaos he made a reference about DoA Volleyball Edition w/ FFT girls... I'm not even sure if this is appropriate so I'm deleting this in like, 5 minutes

I said no such thing, i should know as i've got the entire chat log from when my bot was online.

[jake1456]

i know someone said that but matt probably said tifa

[Chaos]

I said no such thing, i should know as i've got the entire chat log from when my bot was online.

Then you could post the entire chatlog.

[Shadow Gilgamesh]

wasn't there also a person that said i suck at it during that or was that later

yes it was then XD

and i will forever hate those 4

[Zeikuu]

[20:14] <dragonslayer45> Love is the air
[20:14] <allyson16> You, quiet
[20:14] <@zeikuu> choose your next words wisely DS45
[20:14] <allyson16> *throws another chair at Dragon*
[20:15] <dragonslayer45> Let her throw her chairs.
[20:15] <dragonslayer45> I'm a Sentinel
[20:15] <@zeikuu> i'm sorry to tell you this but sentinel's aren't invincible
[20:15] <allyson16> Aren't Sentinels useless against Magic though?
[20:15] <@sixtynl> rghh
[20:15] <@zeikuu> this situation can be compared to a stage 9 crystarium facing a long gui
[20:16] <allyson16> *casts Thundaga-aaaaaa*
[20:16] <@zeikuu> allison being as strong as the long gui ofc
[20:16] <dragonslayer45> You mean THUN-DAH-GAAAAAAHHHHHH?
[20:16] <@zeikuu> RUUUUUUU-INNNNNN-GAAAAAAAH
[20:16] <allyson16> At least she pronounces Blizzara right ._.

Allison sure loves her chairs.

[MegaFun]

You said such a thing, I should know because I have it screenshotted.

[Chaos]

You said such a thing, I should know because I have it screenshotted.

Post it.

[Zeikuu]

Right this is one long quote but this one marked the birth of this topic so it feels necessary.

[18:46] <allyson16> Where's Blitzy?
[18:46] <chaosbeelzemon> in the corner
[18:46] <chaosbeelzemon> !knife
06[18:46] * mooglebot stabs mooglebot
[18:46] <@zeikuu> is that who i think it is?
[18:46] <@zeikuu> RUN FOR THE HILLS
[18:46] <fftspee> *pokes Zeikuu with a stick*
[18:46] <chaosbeelzemon> I think Ally should ask that question
06[18:46] * megaffun traps Zeikuu
[18:46] <@zeikuu> OH GOD THEY ARE BOTH HERE
[18:47] <fftspee> Double Trouble.
[18:47] <allyson16> o_O
06[18:47] * chaosbeelzemon grabs popcorn.
[18:47] <@zeikuu> i go to eat and both appear.... FML
06[18:47] * chaosbeelzemon gets cookies.
[18:47] <chaosbeelzemon> !cookie everyone
06[18:47] * mooglebot gives everyone a cookie
[18:47] <allyson16> So, have you missed me Matty?
[18:47] <@zeikuu> Ofc
[18:48] <fftspee> I'll let you two get comfortable
[18:48] <fftspee> *dims lights*
06[18:48] * mooglebot shanks Chaos
[18:48] <chaosbeelzemon> bad bot
[18:48] <@zeikuu> good bot
[18:48] <chaosbeelzemon> !knife
06[18:48] * mooglebot stabs allyson16
[18:48] <chaosbeelzemon> bad bot :X
[18:48] <@zeikuu> BAD BOT
[18:48] <chaosbeelzemon> haha
[18:48] <allyson16> -takes off the head of Mooglebot-
[18:48] <allyson16> -eats head-
06[18:48] * mooglebot is dead
[18:48] <chaosbeelzemon>
[18:49] <chaosbeelzemon> !thunder
06[18:49] * mooglebot casts thunder on chaosbeelzemon
[18:49] <chaosbeelzemon> bad bot >.>
[18:49] <@da_cloud> did the appocallypse already start O_O
[18:49] <allyson16> >_>
[18:49] <chaosbeelzemon> and still alive
[18:49] <@zeikuu> So now that ally is back the marathon just got more fun
[18:49] <megaffun> really matt
[18:49] <@zeikuu> for you guys ofc
[18:49] <fftspee> Let's start then
[18:49] <@zeikuu> not me
[18:49] <chaosbeelzemon> for us, yeah
[18:50] <kirk64> Matt
[18:50] <kirk64> you should comm
[18:50] <megaffun> lol "let's start, then"
[18:50] <fftspee> *pounces on Zeikuu-
[18:50] <@zeikuu> Oh spee, allison may get jealous
[18:50] <allyson16> MATT!
[18:50] <fftspee> Lmao
[18:50] <chaosbeelzemon> but they're a team
[18:50] <@zeikuu> HOLD ON A MOMENT
[18:50] <kirk64> lol
[18:50] <@zeikuu> I R INNOCENT
[18:51] <kirk64> MVGame
[18:51] <fftspee> *gives Allison a fish*
[18:51] <chaosbeelzemon> a fish o_o
[18:51] <allyson16> -You obtained: One Fish-
[18:51] <chaosbeelzemon> what does the description say?
[18:51] <@zeikuu> inb4 to slap me with
[18:51] <allyson16> -Preemeptive Strike on Zeikuu- -Final Fantasy IX boss music plays-
06[18:52] * megaffun grabs popcorn
[18:52] <fftspee> It's Ozma version two? o_O
06[18:52] * @zeikuu bans Mega
[18:52] <fftspee> Can I have some popcorn?
[18:52] <chaosbeelzemon> I think the Game Over music plays for Zeikuu
[18:52] <fftspee> Okay, Matt. It's your turn.
[18:52] <@da_cloud> Not yet zeikuu can take some beating >_>
[18:52] <fftspee> Attack, Heal or Run away?
06[18:52] * @zeikuu casts flee
[18:52] <kirk64> it missed
[18:52] <allyson16> -cannot flee-
06[18:53] * @da_cloud thinks run away is a trap
[18:53] <allyson16> This is a BOSS battle >_>
[18:53] <@zeikuu> tell that to yiazmat and hell wyrm
[18:53] <chaosbeelzemon> use your bot
[18:53] <fftspee> *A WILD Spee appeared*
[18:53] <chaosbeelzemon> "Spee can't do anything to me, neither bunny form nor human form"
[18:53] <allyson16> That's a SUPERboss battle >_>
[18:53] <@zeikuu> Lol i know if martin was here he'd HAPPILY host a commentary call
[18:54] <@da_cloud> chaos wouldn't taunt them o_O
[18:54] <chaosbeelzemon> those are Matt's words, not mine
[18:54] <@zeikuu> he lies
[18:54] <fftspee> Ally, use Twincast!
[18:54] <chaosbeelzemon> hence the quotation marks
[18:54] <megaffun> spee and ally fuses into superultramegadoomapocalypse fusion dragon
[18:54] <chaosbeelzemon> lie?
06[18:54] * mooglebot casts logout on Zeikuu, it works
[18:54] <chaosbeelzemon> you do realize that justin keeps a record of your broadcasts
[18:54] <@da_cloud> Not if he removes them >_<
[18:55] <chaosbeelzemon> I doubt he has
[18:55] <chaosbeelzemon> if he did, that just proves his guilt >.>
[18:55] <@zeikuu> I didn't stream anything like that
[18:55] <allyson16> -Casts Ultra Violent Moogle Desperado Chaos Rays on Matt-
[18:55] <@zeikuu> I Didn't stream until i had to collect the moogles
[18:55] <chaosbeelzemon> darn, it's redirecting me
[18:55] <fftspee> Matt loses 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999 HP
[18:56] <@da_cloud> The holy toothstick is a more efficient weapon against matt
[18:56] <@zeikuu> You mean tha toothstick i actually own?
[18:56] <@da_cloud> nope that's a fake one
[18:57] <@zeikuu> !fire
06[18:57] * mooglebot casts fire on da_cloud
[18:57] <fftspee> -throws Mooglebot at Zeikuu-
[18:57] <@zeikuu> you can't
[18:57] <@zeikuu> mooglebot is mine
06[18:57] * @da_cloud sends a tonberry aftter zeikuu
[18:57] <allyson16> Oh, so you have a new partner?
[18:57] <allyson16> Is THAT it?
06[18:57] * mooglebot casts anti-tonberry shield
[18:57] <allyson16> Just wait until I get over there Matt.
[18:57] <@zeikuu> How is mah bot my new partner?
[18:57] <fftspee> o.O
06[18:58] * @zeikuu begs
[18:58] <@da_cloud> Lets build a script to nutralize that mooglebot >"D
06[18:58] * megaffun summons Anima
[18:58] <@zeikuu> you know i only have eyes for you allison.... *begs*
[18:58] <megaffun> wtf matt
[18:58] <@da_cloud> o_O
[18:58] <@da_cloud> that line goes into fftogethers history topic
[18:58] <fftspee> I was writing a book
[18:58] <chaosbeelzemon> I think I found it, matt XD
[18:59] <@da_cloud> Once I create it we will
[18:59] <@zeikuu> Chaos, i didn't stream me facing spee in-game
[18:59] <fftspee> It's too quiet...
[18:59] <fftspee> -pokes Allyson with stick-
[18:59] <chaosbeelzemon> but you did stream when you said that spee can't do anything to you
[18:59] <fftspee>
[18:59] <@zeikuu> i did no such thing
[18:59] <fftspee> -Preemptive Strike on Matt-
[18:59] <megaffun> Spee goes into rage mode
[19:00] <fftspee> -Uses Army of One on Matt-
[19:00] <fftspee> -Stagger Gauge filled-
[19:00] <@zeikuu> you are not lightning
[19:00] <@zeikuu> command failed
[19:00] <chaosbeelzemon> I remember that you stream cause you had to repeat it for me
[19:00] <chaosbeelzemon> cause of your fast talking >.>
[19:00] <allyson16> *Uses Ultra Apocallypse Cataclysm Kupo on Matt*

[MegaFun]

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I rest my case.

[Chaos]

Thank you. Missed that during the marathon.

[MegaFun]

I must say, the Ally quotes scared me the most.

[Zeikuu]

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I rest my case.

Fabricated lies, all of it.


First we have Mine and allisons photoshoot.

[20:20] <@da_cloud> last year they where a fighting couple
[20:20] <allyson16> We aim to please
[20:20] <@da_cloud> seems they changed for this year
[20:20] <dragonslayer45> This year, they're a loving abuse couple
[20:20] <@sixtynl> oh is that so\
[20:21] <jake14567> since when was the chat not weird
[20:21] <allyson16> *sigh* -goes back to sitting on Matt's lap-
[20:21] <jake14567> matt probably enjoys the abuse
[20:21] <dragonslayer45> -gets camera-
[20:21] <allyson16> SMILE FOR THE CAMERA, Matt!
[20:22] <allyson16> NAO
06[20:22] * @zeikuu smiles
[20:22] <@da_cloud> make sure to record it all dragonslayer45 might make a good selling movie

Then we have allison banning me from using meme's.

[20:40] <@zeikuu> FALCON PAWNCH
[20:41] <allyson16> *slaps Zeikuu*
[20:41] <@myzele> mundo!
[20:41] <@zeikuu> wut i do?
[20:41] <allyson16> Only I can hurt people
[20:41] <allyson16> You can poke them with this stick
[20:41] <@zeikuu> sowwie
[20:41] <allyson16> -hands Zeikuu a stick-
[20:41] <@zeikuu> -recieves stick-
[20:41] <@da_cloud> nice one matt
[20:41] <dragonslayer45> Do you want to do that one over?
06[20:41] * @zeikuu pokes dragon in the eye with this stick
[20:42] <dragonslayer45> -1 HP
[20:42] <@zeikuu> you have a max hp count of 3 so >_>
[20:42] <allyson16> -Cure-
[20:42] <allyson16> What's my HP count?
[20:42] <@zeikuu> over 9000
06[20:42] * jake14567 stabs matt  til he is dead
[20:42] <darkhunterjag> Lol
[20:43] <allyson16> *slaps Matt*
[20:43] <allyson16> Stop using memes

I'm supposedly a super boss of the forums?

[20:44] <allyson16> Matt is the Proto-Babil of FFTogether
[20:44] <allyson16> and I'm the Emerald Weapon

Then me failing to comply to Spee's simple demand.

[20:57] <fftspee> Matt, come hither
06[20:57] * @zeikuu walks forward
[20:57] <allyson16> hither?
[20:57] <darkhunterjag> Matt don't do it its a tarp
[20:57] <fftspee> I told you to hither!
[20:57] <allyson16> tarp?
06[20:57] * @zeikuu hithers?
[20:57] <darkhunterjag> Troll speak of trap
[20:58] <fftspee> Without questioning it!
[20:58] <darkhunterjag> Slither man
06[20:58] * @zeikuu hithers!
[20:58] <darkhunterjag> Thats the way
[20:58] <fftspee> Without excitement!
[20:58] <@zeikuu> GOD DANG IT
06[20:58] * @zeikuu hithers