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Re: The Wyrm Saga by Kaikuro and yours truly.
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2008, 11:00:48 PM »
Tricksters: WARK! >:O

*they begin pecking the party*

Llyud: Hey! Stop pecking us! *tries to stab a chocobo but gets his spear stolen instead* WTF? O_O
Kytes: Don't worry! I'll stop them with my MAGIC STICK! *begins to cast a spell but gets his staff sloten* ...Never mind ._.
Llyud: QUICK! SUMMON SOMETHING! D:
Filo: *is being devoured by chocobos* X_X
Vaan: *presses a random button on the summon gate* TASTE MAH CLEAVER CHOCOBOS! >:O

*scene shifts to... *

Tiamat: *is busy trying to gnaw the paint off of her* Did they use permanent paint on me? This stuff won't come off! >_<

*another portal and...*

Tiamat: *cartoonish moment where she is floating above a giant abyss* Not again. -_- *begins falling* AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*shift*

Balthier: TASTE MAH FRAN BIRDIES! *rapidly shoots chocobos*
Trickster: *smacks gun out of Balthier's hand* WARK!
Balthier: Oh noes, desu! Someone save me! D:
Tiamat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *THUD* >_<
Vaan: Help is here! :D
Tiamat: *gets up* You again! You lied to me and I'm still hungry! >:O
Vaan: Just look around. -_-
Tiamat: *sees like 50,112,254 chocobos surrounding them* You know what? Thanks alot! :D
*RAWR* >:O

*she mosh pits a pile of chocobos*

Chocobos: WARK! D:
Tiamat: OM NOM NOM NOM NOM! >:D

*few minutes later*

Tiamat: *is unconscious from too much chocobos* X_X
Vaan: *Bleep*! O_O
Balthier: Yeah... let's get out before she wants dessert. >.>

*they leave for the 8th area*

Nene: Kai? Is that Voss chasing you?
Vossler: THAT *Bleep* STITCHED HIS NAME INTO MY CHEST! IMMA KEEL HIM!
Nene: I guess it's...
Kaikuro, Kai Fei, Shugo, Sam: Oh ****. *runs faster*
Nene: TIEM FOR PUNISHMENT!
Kunoichi: O_O *cloaks and flees*
Vossler: O_O *flees*

*meanwhile*

Hell Wyrm: MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *begins massively poking the DS screen*
Yiazmat: You're going to bre--- Oh never mind...

[the DS snaps in half]

Hell Wyrm: T________________________T
Yiazmat: I told you.
Hell Wyrm: Shut up.
Yiazmat: I told yo--
Hell Wyrm: Shut up before I castrates you.
Yiazmat: Fine.

*back at Midlight's Deep or whatever*

Vaan: Oh shi----------------------
Filo: WHAT THE HELL?!
Trickster: WARK?!
Lluyd: I had a bad feeling about this...
Balthier: Well, sorry to say... but you're just emo..

[Everyone's getting sucked into a black hole]

Bahamut: OH SHI---------------------YIAZMAT!
Yiazmat: What?
Bahamut: There's a giant black hole in your house.
Yiazmat: O_O

*they both go to check*

Yiazmat: WHO THE **** DIVIDED BY ZERO? D: *divides by infinity to counter the black hole*
Everyone: AHHHHHH! *thud*
Hell Wyrm: That... was... FUN!
Yiazmat: *grips Hell Wyrm* DON'T! DIVIDE! BY! ZERO! IN! MY! HOUSE! >:(
Hell Wyrm: ...Your breath stinks. o_O
Yiazmat: ...

*NECKBREAKER*

Hell Wyrm: ...

*meanwhile outside at the 8th area*

Vaan: *on top of a bucking Trickster* WHOA! What now Llyud?
Llyud: Let's see. We have to~
Hell Wyrm: *extremely loud coming from the house* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHH! AHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Balthier: GET DOWN! *knocks Vaan off of the Trickster*
Trickster: *asplodes*
Filo, Kytes, and Vaan: T______________T

*inside the house*

Hell Wyrm: *head is bass-ackwards* So that's how my back looks like. Weird.
Bahamut: How are you still... alive? o_O
Hell Wyrm: I'm 100% evil, that's why. *twists head into place* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*outside*

Llyud: As I was saying before the ear-piercing scream came by, we have to~
Hell Wyrm: *from inside the house* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHH! AHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Balthier: HIT THE ******* DECK! D:

*everyone hits the deck*

*EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHARE!

*an hour later*

Hell Wyrm: ~OWWWWW! *stops*
Vaan: Is...is it over? ._.
Llyud: Yeah. Anyway, we have to kill all of the monsters here before we can go to the next area.
Balthier: Uhh... no we don't. o_o
Llyud: Why~ Oh. ._.

*all the monsters have asploded*

Vaan: HOLY CRAP! O.O
Balthier: *covers Kytes and Filo's eyes* Come on kids, you don't wanna see this. o_o

*the next area*

Balthier: Well ladies and gentlemen, we are almost at the promised land! :D
Vaan: WOOT! :D
Llyud: Don't you fools realize that this is obviously going to be the hardest trial here? -_-
Balthier: ... *pistol whips Llyud with "The Fran"* Quiet. -_-
Llyud: X_X
Vaan: So what's so hard about this place?
Filo: *takes out a piece of paper from Llyud's pocket* It says here we need to defeat the five leaders.

*turns paper over and sees a hand-drawn picture of Llyud doing inappropriate things to Filo*

Vaan: Okay... o_O
Filo: *is traumatized* o_o
Balthier: *looks at paper* Okay... hold old are you again?
Vaan: She's 11.
Balthier: And the flying dude?
Vaan: 20.
Balthier: Oh. OH! That's just... NASTY! >_<

*inside the house*

Lindwyrm: LMAO! That's priceless! Fafnir! Come look at this! XD
Fafnir: *is trying to put the giant piece of steel back into his...back* *Bleep* Hell Wyrm dividing by *Bleep* zero... what am I looking at? -_-
Lindwyrm: Filo just found out that Llyud wants to *insert inappropriate phrase*.
Fafnir: How old are they?
Lindwyrm: The kid is 11 and the winged guy is 20.
Fafnir: What's wrong with that? I *insert inappropriate word* Tiamat when she was 11. >.>
Lindwyrm: ...Okay. One, I REALLY didn't need to know that. Two, they aren't wyrms. Three, that was over 500 years ago and four, I RE-HE-HEE-HE-HEE-HE-HEEALLY didn't need to know that. -_-

*outside*

Filo: *still traumatized* o_o
Balthier: She going to be okay?
Vaan: Doubt it. Now we have 3 people to fight the 5 leaders. Where are they anyway?
???: Right here.

*the party is surrounded by 5 cloaked figures*

Kytes: Oh crap. ._.
Vaan: Hey! Hey! Hey! Let's not fight before we introduce ourselves now! ^-^;;
Kytes: Yeah! What he said! ^-^;;
???: Ugh... whatever. Introduce yourselves my fellow brethren. >.>

*they throw off their cloaks*

Ballista: *is a sexy Viera holding 4 arrows on her bow* Ballista. I never miss, yada yada yada. >.>
Champion: *is a Bangaa* I'm the Chuck Norris of Bangaas. *flexes guns* Don't worry, you can touch, the safety's on. *roundhouse Vaan in the face* Oops. Looks like these went off by accident. :P
Vaan: *gets up* >_<
Wizard: *is a cute moogle with the Magic Stick* You know what I am, kupo. -_-
Assassin: *is a dude with a doctor's mask and a turban* I AREZ A NINJA! BELIEVE IT!
Ballista: ... *shoots 4 arrows into the Assassin's face* -_-
Assassin: X_X
Dragoon: *is an aegyl wearing armor that seems to be pieces of scales from Yiazmat* Good god, Ballista! What the hell's your problem?
Ballista: He said "Believe it". I hate Naruto. -_-
Dragoon: Whatever. Anyway, you get off lucky. You're fighting 4 people instead of 5. Now that we've introduced ourselves, where do you want to die today? *prepares to shank Vaan with his spear*
Vaan: WAIT!...
Dragoon: OMFG WHAT?
Vaan: Where did you get that armor?
Dragoon: Yiazmat made it duh! >.>
Vaan: Oh. I thought you~
Dragoon: Beat him up for it? Naw. That's why we're guarding his front gate. It was either die or this. Now ESS TEA EFF YOU AND DIE! >:O

Vaan: OH NOES! I'm going to die! D:
Balthier: Yeah... I think I'm going to take a rain check on your offer. *quickdraws "the Fran" and blows away the Dragoon* RUN VAAN! D:<

*they pick up Filo and Llyud and haul ass*

Kytes: WAIT FOR ME! D:<

*the other party stares*

Dragoon: *Bleep*! He dented my Yiazzy armor! D:
Champ: Oh please. I could dent that armor with my WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! *flexes guns and kisses them* :D
Ballista: Yea... get over yourself. -_-
Champ: You get over me, you sexy Viera. ;3
Wizard: Can we get on with this, kupo? Someone has to revive the idiot there. >.>
Assassin: X_X
Ballista: We'll do that later. He wasn't exactly the best guy in our group. >.>
Wizard: Well, call for backup kupo! They aren't exactly normal people we're dealing with.
Dragoon: Well we aren't either. But... we could use backup. *calls someone on cell phone*

*meanwhile*

Hell Wyrm: *Bleep*! This party keeps on kicking my ass! Why don't they let me use espers! D: *restarts mission 9*

*meanwhile*

*phone plays What is love?*

Hell Wyrm: And that guy laughs at my ringtone? >.> *answers phone* Hello.
Dragoon: Who is this?
Hell Wyrm: Hell Wyrm, who is this?
Dragoon: Hey HW. It's Dragoon, the guy that guards the front yard.
Hell Wyrm: Oh. Haven't talked to you in a while.
Dragoon:What' chu doin?
Hell Wyrm: Sitting here, trying to kill you in a video game, having a Bud.
Dragoon: Oh nothing. Just sitting here, trying to revive an idiot, *pops open a bottle* having a bud.
Hell Wyrm: True, true...

*crash*

Hell Wyrm: o_O
Bahamut: *stumbles in the kitchen with a lampshade on his head* WAZZAAAP! ;P
Hell Wyrm: WAAZZAAAAP! xP
Dragoon: Who's that? o_O
Hell Wyrm: YO BAHAMUT! PICK UP THE PHONE!
Bahamut: *picks up the phone slurring* Helro?
Dragoon: WAAAZZAAA~! xP
Bahamut: WAAZZAAAAA~! xP
Hell Wyrm: AAAAAAP! xP
Bahamut: Wh~ where's the little *hiccup* uhh... lizard guy? ~_o
Dragoon: *calls Champ on three-way calling* Pick up, guy who calls himself Champ!
Champ: Hello?
Bahamut: AWHAAAZZAAAAAAAAAP! xP
Champ: Whazzaaa~! XD
Dragoon: AAAAAAHAAAAA~ xP
Hell Wyrm: AAAAAAA~ xP
Champ: Ahahaha~ xP
Bahamut: AHAHAHA~ *something taps him on the shoulder* Wait. *turns around*
Yiazmat: AWHAAAAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! xD
Dragoon: AHAHAHA~ xP
Hell Wyrm: AAAAAHAHAA~ xP
Champ: AAAAA~ xP
Bahamut: AHHH~ DX
Dragoon: AAA~ XD
Champ: *click*
Bahamut: *THUD* x_x
Hell Wyrm: So what do you need?
Dragoon: I need some help here. Maybe a scenery change so we can ambush them?
Hell Wyrm: Yo Yiazma~ *Bleep*! What did you do to Bahamut? O_O
Bahamut: *is frozen solid* x_x
Yiazmat: He drank all of my beer. -_-
Hell Wyrm: ...Anyway... your guards need some help in the form of an area change so they can ambush them.
Yiazmat: What?... The area is 7 platforms linked by bridges into a hexagon. I can't do anything to~ *stomach gurgles* Oh wait. I got an idea. *runs*
Hell Wyrm: Uh oh... dude. Cover your nose. ._.
Dragoon: Why?~ Huh?

*they all look at the front door where Yiazmat has his ass pointed out*

Yiazmat: *FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~*
Wizard: EVERYBODY DOWN, KUPO! D:<

*they hit the floor*

*meanwhile*

Vaan: I think we got away. Thanks Balthier. o_o
Balthier: No prob~
Vaan: OH ****~ HIT THE DECK! D:<

*everyone hits the deck... except Kytes*

Kytes: *turns around* What? OH~ *is overwhelmed by gas* x_x

*back at the door*

Yiazmat: *~AAAAAAP* Does that help? :3
Ballista: x_x
Dragoon: *is covering nose* Yeah super ass. Now we lost Ballista. -_-
Yiazmat: *revives Ballista and gives her a gas mask* There. The fog should help you conceal yourselves. :P
The mercenaries: *facepalm* -_-

Ballista: Wait, isn't a ballista a type of siege weapon?
Assassin: Now that we're talking about it... yes. I guess your voluptuous brea---- *pierced through skull by arrow*
Ballista: Shut up, fool.
Champ: ....*hic*
Wizard: I see them. *begins casting Firaja*
Ballista: Oh shi---HIT THE MOTHER****ING DECKS!
Champ: *hi---is blasted by massive asplosion*
Assassin: I'll hit your dec-----*is blasted by massive asplosion*
Wizard: Well, that worked out ni---*is blasted by massive asplosion*

[the smoke from massive asplosion clears]

Assassin: X___X
Wizard: X_X
Champ: X______________X
Ballista: *shoots Assassin in the crotch* Horny *******.

[Meanwhile...]

Nene: *is chasing around Kai's family* COME HERE AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT!
Kai: O_O
Shugo: MOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Other Kai: O_O
Sam: O_O
Kunoichi: Wait, if they can slow time (and Shugo stop it), then why don't the do that?
Vossler: They're probably too stupid to.
Kai: No, we tried the hawkeye *continues running*
Other Kai: Doesn't work... *continues running*
Sam: Her love for punishment allows her to stop the hawkeye from working... *continues running*
Shugo: MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDTZCgsZGeA

Dragoon: *walks out of the house* Yeah, thanks for the Phoenix Downs. We can fight them twice now! :D *turns around*

*sees bodies of his buddies*

Ballista: *is beating the crap out of Assassin* I'M! HITTING! YOUR! DECK! You like that? >:O
Dragoon: WTF? What happened? D:
Ballista: Oh. The little moogle used Firaja and **** blew up.
Dragoon: Then... why is this multi-colored fart still lingering in the air? o_O
Ballista: I dunno. God fart? Wha'cha got there?
Dragoon: 5 Phoenix Downs... for when we get K.O'ed... I guess this is a good time to~
???: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! >:O
Ballista & Dragoon: WTF? o_O



Wanna laugh? Poke the wyrms above. ;)

Gods don't die, they merely slumber...

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Re: The Wyrm Saga by Kaikuro and yours truly.
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2008, 11:01:31 PM »
*jump*

*one slash that is actually like 20 slashes*

Vaan: *lands* What's that Anastasia? *is talking to sword* You wanted some more girl-on-girl action with the viera? Maybe later. *kisses sword* :o
Ballista: Did... we just get beaten by a bishie?
Dragoon: I think we did...uhh...

*thud, THUD*

Ballista & Dragoon: X_X
Balthier: Great job, Vaan. Now lets go knock on the front door. >:D

*meanwhile*

Fafnir: It's time for dinner! Someone see if BK is up from his coma. :O
Yiazmat: OMG DINNER! :D
Hell Wyrm: Whoo! Kicking this party's ass in FFXII: RW is making me hungry!
Bahamut: *breaks out of the ice* DINNER? WHERE? D:

*an hour later*

Fafnir: -_-
Behemoth King: Ohhhh... what happened in the last 6 weeks? >_<
Bahamut: Yay food! ^_^
Yiazmat: What do we have to eat? o_O
Fafnir: If this food was warm, it'd be cold by now. But it's not hot food. It's cold food. >.>
Hell Wyrm: *gets to table* Your point?
Fafnir: Tia and Lin are bringing it out now.

*they lay down giant plates of sushi*

Yiazmat: Raw... fish?
Fafnir: We eat everything raw. We're dragons. >.>
Yiazmat: Yeah... but where's the wasabi?
Behemoth King: Heh... Wassaaaaabi. ;3
Fafnir: Yeah. Get the wasabi guys!
Behemoth King: Waassaaaaabi. xP
Lindwyrm: *has giant dish of wasabi* WAHSAABI! X3
Bahamut: Wahsabi! :D
Tiamat: What the hell?... *facepalm* -_-
Behemoth King: WAAAASSAAAAAAAAAAAABI! xD
Hell Wyrm, Lindwyrm & Bahamut: WAHSABI! XD
Behemoth King: WAHSABI! :D
Yiazmat: WAAHSAAAABI! xP
HW, Lin, Bahmi: WAHSABI! XD
Bahamut: WAHSABI! :D
Hell Wyrm: WAHSABI! :D
Behemoth King: ROFL! XD
Yiazmat: AHHHH! DX
Hell Wyrm: AHHHH! DX
Behemoth King: AHHHH! DX
Bahamut: AHHHH! DX
Fafnir: AHHHH! DX
Tiamat: *slams table* OMFG, THAT'S HOT!
Lindwyrm: Really? *tries some* O.O;;
Yiazmat: *breathes actual fire because he likes being literal* NEED WATER NAOW!

*meanwhile (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLb9N1SvgXY)*

Vaan: How do we get in? This door is huge! o_o
Balthier: *points at intercom* How about that? >.>
Vaan: Intercom? Here? *presses button* Hello?

*inside*

Everyone: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Yiazmat: *slams glass on table* Ahhh! :O
Everyone: YEAH! XD
Vaan: *over intercom* Hello?
Yiazmat: *stumbles to door and presses button* WAAAAASSAAAAAAAP! XP
Vaan: AHH! *falls backward*
Balthier: Yeah... you mind opening the door? We finished all of your trials and would like treasure. :D
Yiazmat: Yeah, yeah. Hold~ Wait. Did you say you completed all of the trials?
Balthier: That groaning viera over there says yeah. :P
Yiazmat: OH ****! *runs*
Balthier: Hello? o_O

*back at the kitchen*

Hell Wyrm: Hey Yiazmat! I'm fighting you in Revenant Wings! You look so stupid. XD
Yiazmat: SHUT UP! *head down*
Bahamut: What's up with him? *devours California Rolls*
Hell Wyrm: Hell if I know.
Yiazmat: RAWR! >:O *casts Holyja upon self*
Hell Wyrm: Okay... too much light! >_<
Lindwyrm: OMG! LIGHT! HISS! DX
Bahamut: You guys can't be serious... *steals their sushi* >_>

*blinding light fills the room and fades...*

Everyone: O_O
Yiazmat: WHOO! Haven't done that in a while. What's everyone looking at? o_O
Hell Wyrm: You look like... her. *points to Tiamat* >.>
Yiazmat: No... I'm bigger and my claws and horns are purple and... gimme a moment... *sticks in purple wyrm-sized contacts* and now my eyes are purple. Plus I don't have those giant rings... yet.
Tiamat: OMG! You stole my identity! D:
Yiazmat: No... I stole your rings. *wrestles down Tiamat and takes her wyrm rings*
Tiamat: OMG! You stole my jewelry! D:
Yiazmat: And I'm stretching them out. *pulls on them to make them bigger*
Tiamat: *sniff* *sob* TT_TT
Yiazmat: Now let's see here... what kind of attacks can I use against them?
Hell Wyrm: If for some reason you want to fight them under your Revenant Wings identity, then your regular attack is White Breath and your other abilities are Cyclone, Death Strike, and Intercession. >.>
Yiazmat: Intercession? You mean like Penelo's quickening? EWW, I HAVE TO DANCE? D:
Hell Wyrm: ...no... You just activate it like you normally do. It strengthens up nearby allies permanently.
Yiazmat: Oh. Well that's nice.
Hell Wyrm: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to kick your ass with Gilgamesh. *is tapping the DS like crazy* >:P
Yiazmat: I guess I'm going to have to get some "breath freshener" then. *opens to the fridge*
Leshach Entite: Okay my fellow ice elementals, when they come to the fridge we'll blind them with frost and float like crazy!
Yiazmat: No you aren't. *om nom nom's all of the ice elementals in the fridge*
Leshach Entite: DX
Yiazmat: Time to g~ what's this puddle of water doing on the floor?
Tiamat: *in a corner crying* TT_TT
Yiazmat: Oh come now. *grabs Tia and shakes violently* GET A HOLD ON YOURSELF! Here, have fun with this while I'm gone.

*goes into the License board and unlocks her Darkflare attack from FFVIII (sorry kids, no giant elaborate description on her equipment)*

Tiamat: *wipes tears* Darkflare?
Yiazmat: Yeah, Darkflare. It's like Megaflare, only it's multi-elemental and makes Megaflare look like someone spilled a drop of water. It's your special attack that you've never bothered to learn. >.>
Tiamat: ...you know what? You can have fun with my identity and jewelry. >:D
Bahamut: Oh crap. *hauls ass* ._.

*Tiamat readies Darkflare...*

*outside*

Balthier: Where is my treasure! I'm getting tired of waiting. D:
Vaan: *sharpens the Anastasia* What's that sweetness? Balthier, Anna tells you to shut up. >.>
Balthier: >.>

*door opens*

Balthier: Finally!

*CYCLONE*

Vaan: OH SNAP! DX
Balthier: *Bleep* you! D:

*they end up on another platform*

Yiazmat: RAWR! I'm here to eat you! >:D
Vaan: ...Why do you look like Tiamat?
Yiazmat: ...I'm going to eat you first. -_-

Nene: EAT YOUR PUNISHMENT!
Kaikuro: MOAR PLZ!
Nene: *puts another bowl of her delicious punishment ramen in front of Kaikuro*
Kai Fei: MOAR PLZ!
Nene: *puts another bowl of her delicious punishment ramen in front of Kai Fei*
Shugo: *whisper*... what the hell kind of punishment is this? This ramen is delicious.
Sam: -.- I'm amazed those two haven't died from eating too much yet. That's their thirteenth bowl.
Nene: HEY! EAT YOUR PUNISHMENT.
Vossler: Yes ma'am. *eats punishment Ramen*
Kunoichi: I wonder why they're eating ramen as a punishment.
Nene: You'll see...

[Three hours later]

Yiazmat: WHAT THE HELL! HURRY IT UP IN THAR!
Hell Wyrm: I REALLY GOTTA PEE!
Lindwyrm: I'MMA CRAP MAHSELF AT THIS RATE!
Behemoth King: C'MON, WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG!
Vaan: PLEASE HURRY TEH **** UP!
Balthier: HURRY! THIS LEATHER UNDERWEAR IS NEW!
Basch: I REALLY GOT TO GO POTTY FROM DRINKING SMOOTHIES

[lots of disgusting smells, farting noises, and *plops* come from the bathroom*

Kunoichi: You put LAXATIVES in your ramen?!
Nene: No, just in my punishment ramen.
Kunoichi: Oh. Aren't they going to dehydrate themselves from ****ing so much?
Nene: Nope.
Kunoichi: Are you sure?
Nene: Yep.
Yiazmat: You're ebil, you know?
Nene; Yep :3
Kunoichi: Isn't she kyoot when she's not for---
Nene: Does you need to be punishmented?
Kunoichi: No ma'am...

Vaan: Amazing timing, Basch. >.>
Basch: I know. Those were good smoothies. :)
Vaan: Ugh... where is everyone else?
Basch: In the bathroom. What happened out here?
Vaan: I gave everyone a butt-kicking with the Anastasia.
Balthier: Yeah, sure. >.>
Penelo: That ramen was good...
Ashe: If you like sitting on the toilet for an hour. >.>
Fran: Those smoothies and ramen is making my head hurt. >_<
Balthier: Oh yeah? I know the cure for that. >:3
Fran: Well, give it to me then. >:D
Balthier: Rawr! >:D *attacks Fran*

*they begin making out on the floor*

Vaan: Why can't we do that Penelo? D:
Penelo: ... *beats the crap out of him with her staff* -_-X
Vaan: X_X
Basch: ...Anyway, what are we doing right now?
Llyud: Fighting Yiazmat.
Basch: Yiazmat? All I see is Tiamat. o_O
Llyud: He decided to change his appearance. Don't know why.
Basch: Well, that sucks. I only have the Excalibur on me. D:
Llyud: That works fine. It doesn't have the Holy element here. >.>
Basch: Well then! LET'S KICK SOME BUTT! >:O

*meanwhile*

Yiazmat: ...is this all I have for backup? >.>

*Yiaz is standing there with 4 Carbuncles*

http://finalfantasy-gamespot.wikia.com/wiki/Carbuncle_%28Summon%29#Final_Fantasy_XII:_Revenant_Wings

Carbuncle: Yeah. >.>
Yiazmat: What can you do? -_-
Carbuncle: Heal.
Yiazmat: Anything else?
Carbuncle: Nope.
Yiazmat: ...you're useful >.>
Carbuncle: Realize that you only have a fraction of your HP here. -_-
Yiazmat: Oh yeah? How much?
Carbuncle: From what I see... you have 17,000 HP.
Yiazmat: What? O.O
Carbuncle: Probably because you spent a good part of the day on the toliet from the wasabi and ramen you ate. :P
Basch: RAWR! >:O
Yiazmat: *Bleep*... well it's time to get to work. >.> *snoooooort*

*minutes later*

Basch: Since when does he spam White Breath?... *collapse* X_X
Llyud: ...Since this is his place?
Penelo: *PD's Basch* So he doesn't flail limbs at us anymore?
Llyud: Nope. White Breath Spam.
Penelo: That's worse isn't it?
Llyud: Shouldn't you know? >.>
Penelo: I never stood in his face. I just healed.
Llyud: You're useful. >.>
Penelo: *swings staff into "insert body part that guys have"*
Llyud: AHH! DX *collapse*
Ashe: Well that's great. Balthier and Fran are "occupied"~
Fran: *moan*
Ashe: ...and Vaan, Basch and that flying guy is unconscious. We only have 2 kids, you, and me left to fight Yiazmat... what a great team. -_-
Penelo: I have Phoenix Downs you know. >.>

Ashe: *sigh* *chucks a hand bomb*

[1 Damage]

Ashe: What were they thinking, giving a princess, who has anger issues... FRICKING GRENADES... *begins going berserk with the hand bombs*
Penelo: *flees*
Kytes: Hey, Penelo, whe ---*ASPLOSION*

[Smoke clears]

Ashe: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DIE! DIE! ALL OF YOU! DIE!

[Random asplosions left and right]

Filo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh, I made it. What's this? *points to a bomb near the engine of her hover board* Oh sh---

[Massive Asplosions again]

Vossler: I think now would be a good time to...
Nene: Flee?
Vossler: You read my mind.
Nene: Remind me to punish Fran and Balthier later. Sex in a public location AND in front of children is especially bad.
Kunoichi: Well, you fornicated in front of me with Hideyoshi 3 yea---
Nene: Shut up.
Vossler: O_O *imagines Nene fornicating with Hideyoshi*
Nene: Does you need to be punished?!
Vossler: No, ma'am.
Nene: Good. Keep running.

[back to Kai and Kai]

Kai: This is what we get from eating 1,703 bowls of punishment ramen...]
Kai: Yep.
Kai: This sux.

*in the house where there is a Darkflare crater here, a Darkflare crater there, a Darkflare crater- OH ****! *

Vossler: X_X
Bahamut:*is hauling ass* AHHH! D:<
Tiamat: RAWR! >:O *tackles Bahamut and Darkflares his ass... Twice* How does that taste?!? Does it taste GOOD? *smacks lips* IT TASTE GUUD! >:D
Bahamut: X_X
Hell Wyrm: You know, Yiazmat ain't going to be happy that there are hundreds of Darkflare craters in his house... or the fact that you used all of his black paint to make yourself look like your FFVIII counterpart. >.>
Tiamat: Well, he stole my rings! What am I supposed to do without them? I feel naked without my rings. D:
Hell Wyrm: ...you are naked. We all are. Except Bahamut, but he's weird. >.>
Tiamat: Really? *looks down* Huh. How 'bout that. We are. o_O
Hell Wyrm: ...Did you eat another Wild Onion? >.>
Tiamat: No... maybe.... All I know is Bahamut needs to wear his birthday suit like the rest of us. It's like unwrapping a gift! :D *begins tearing off the armor*
Hell Wyrm: ...*turns around* >.>
Tiamat: *is done with unwrapping* OMG! HOT BOD! D:
Hell Wyrm: No... that's also armor. *flicks off last piece of armor*
Tiamat: Oh. He's not hot at all! >:(
Hell Wyrm: No. No he's not.

DS: *GAME OVER*

Hell Wyrm: OMFG! YIAZMAT KILLED MY PARTY! ARGH! *snaps DS stylus in half* D:<
Tiamat: Uhh... try not using Bahamut against Yiazmat? He's at a type disadvantage against Yiazmat. You know? Yiaz is ranged and Baha is flying which means he's going to die in like 2 seconds?
Hell Wyrm: But I want a wyrm to kick his ass! You are horrible against Yiazmat because he's just a repainted you and Bahamut is the only thing that looks cool in this game! D:
Tiamat: ...I'll pretend you didn't say that about me... what about Leviathan? He's melee and would wipe the floor with him. >.>
Hell Wyrm: But... he's a giant walking serpent thingy. o_O
Tiamat: It says wyrm in his description. >.>

http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/e/e1/RW_Leviathan.jpg

Hell Wyrm: ...whatever. But I need a new stylus now! Oh wait. *takes Bahamut's Lance* That's better! :D

*outside*

Yiazmat: You got any 4's?
Carbuncle: Nope. Go fish.
Another Carbuncle: What are those guys doing? o_O
Yiazmat: I dunno and I don't care. >.>
The other Carbuncle: Well... they are coming again. Looks like they have backup. o_O

*something stomps their way*

Balthier: Vossler sure has put on the pounds *is dragging Vossler*
Vaan: Well, you do know he's been eating a lot of punishment ramen...
Balthier: ...And you do know that that stuff is loaded with laxatives?
Vaan: Oh ****. *runs to the bathroom, which happens to be near Ashe*

[Meanwhile, in a laxative-induced drug trip]

Vossler: I'm standing in a field of... flowers?!

[enter a spring meadow, filled with flowers]

Vossler: And hawt models?

[enter a spring meadow, filled with flowers and hawt models]

Vossler: NOOOOOO! THEY IS NOT WOMENZ! OR CLOTHED!

[enter a spring meadow, filled with flowers and hawt nude male models]

Vossler: *begins fleeing* Crap... I'm surrounded.

[enter a spring meadow, filled with flowers, nekkid men, and crap]

Vossler: Wait a minute.... I'M IN CLUB BED!

[enter a giant bed]

*back to reality*

Balthier: I wonder how much longer is he going to be stuck in that drug trip.
KK: Hmm. Seems like a few more minutes.
KF: Let him enjoy it.
Yiazmat: Hai, what is Vossler doin?
KK: Drug trippin'.
KF: On laxatives.
KK: We got punished...
KF: by Nene. Who likes to punish.
Yiazmat: I see.

[Room shakes from fassive asplosion]

Yiazmat: ...Lemme go check on my idiots.

*TO BE CONTINUED*



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« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2008, 11:02:53 PM »
this.is.EPIC

boo ya  8)


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« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2008, 11:30:13 PM »
Thanks.

Oh yeah, I got back from freshman orientation at my university...

Never EVER play FFXII while drinking a gigantic Monster: Black Ice slushie. That thing tastes like CRAP, I feel sick, and I couldn't get any sleep period while I stayed overnight.

Plus, your mind comes up with this.

Yiazmat: Alright, what the hell is that explosion~ o_O

*A phat beat starts playing*

Lindwyrm: *completely stoned on Wild Onions* 1,2,3,4.

Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
Run for your life, she's merciless @_@


Tiamat: *also completely stoned on Wild Onions* Tiallicious definition a dragon's goin? loco
They want my treasure so I?m gonna kill them with my left toe.
You can?t see me, you can't kill me.
I ain't easy. I fight sleazy.
I got reasons why I kill 'em.
Dinner comes and goes like seasons.

Tiallicious~


Random Viera backup dancers hired from Elder Wyrm: So malicious...
Tiamat: No, I?m not fictitious.
And if you were suspicious,
Then why you lookin so delicious?
I blow kisses (mwah)
That turns those guys to rock, rock.
And I line them down the block so the others won?t knock.


Viera: 1,2,3,4

Tiamat: You?re delicious (Om nom nom!)
So delicious (You?ll be saut?ed with prawns, prawns)
So delicious (Add some more salt and saffron)
*Bleep* that?s delicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Tiallicious def-,
Tyuhllicious def-,
Teayahlicious def- (def, def, def, def...)
Tiallicious definition Tia's going crazy.
They always tryin? to slay me,
But they end up yellin? mercy (Don?t kill me!),
I'm the T to the I, A, M, the A, the T,
And no other dragon nukes'em all like me.

I'm Tiallicious (but you?re delicious)
I?m not always vicious
But those hunters that come always drive me to madness
Lin's my witness (Lindwyrm: UH HUH @_@)
Then I turn them to rock, rock.
And I line them down the block so the others won?t knock (nine, nine, nine, nine)

You?re delicious (Om nom nom!)
So delicious (You?ll be saut?ed with prawns, prawns)
So delicious (Add some more salt and saffron)
*Bleep* that?s delicious! (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, give me some)

Baby, baby, baby,
If you?re gonna fight me,
You should go back to school.
Darkflare's gonna smite fools
You?ll go crazy, crazy,
You can never kill meh.
And you?ll get no mercy,
But I?ll make you tasty.

T to the A, to the S T E Y - Mmm, that?s tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - mmm, that?s tasty
D to the A, to the R K F L A R E. T to the A, to the, to the (1, 2, 3, 4)
D to the A, to the R K F L A R E, to the D to the A, to the R K F L A R E, to the
D to the A, to the R K F L A R E, to the D, to the A, to the, to the, to the, hit it Yiazzy! @_@


Yiazmat: *opens mouth to say something* ... *proceeds to "hit it"* >:O
Hell Wyrm: Hey! Who stopped the mu~ OMFG! WHY ARE YOU KILLING THE STAR? D:<
Tiamat: X_X
Yiazmat: LOOK AT MY HOUSE! She's spammed Darkflare for the 50th time! There's nothing left!

*there's a lot left. it's his house after all*

Hell Wyrm: ...You're insane. And shouldn't you be outside playing host to our guests with your new Tiamat-like look? >.>
Yiazmat: ...Just... kill Lindwyrm and be done with it. I hate that song and back-up singers. And drugs. -_-
Hell Wyrm: What? But I like him!
Lindwyrm: *only a smoke-shaped silhouette is there*
Yiazmat and HW: o_O?
Basch: RAWR! *comes barging in the door*
Yiazmat: *DEATHSTRIKES him and throws him at the party* THIS IS IT! HEAVEN FALLS ON YOUR HEADS TODAY ******-*******! >:O
Hell Wyrm: ...where have I heard that from? o_O

*TBC*

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« Reply #19 on: July 10, 2008, 03:57:20 AM »
VY....

that was EPIC. XD


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« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2008, 07:08:26 AM »
Hmm.... that was EPIC as HELL

Also, that song was.... wow. It should be Tiamat's special vocal theme.

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Tiamat's Theme [Vocal] - D A R K F L A R E

*Lindwyrm*
Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
Run for your life, she's merciless


*Tiamat*
They want my treasure so I?m gonna kill them with my left toe.
You can?t see me, you can't kill me.
I ain't easy. I fight sleazy.
I got reasons why I kill 'em.
Dinner comes and goes like seasons.


Tiallicious definition a dragon's goin? loco
They want my treasure so I?m gonna kill them with my left toe.
You can?t see me, you can't kill me.
I ain't easy. I fight sleazy.
I got reasons why I kill 'em.
Dinner comes and goes like seasons.

Tiallicious!

(Random Viera backup dancers hired from Elder Wyrm)
So malicious...
*Tiamat*
No, I?m not fictitious.
And if you were suspicious,
Then why you lookin so delicious?
I blow kisses (mwah)
That turns those guys to rock, rock.
And I line them down the block so the others won?t knock.

1,2,3,4

You?re delicious! (Om nom nom!)
So delicious! (You?ll be saut?ed with prawns, prawns)
So delicious! (Add some more salt and saffron)
*Bleep*, that?s delicious! (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Tiallicious def-,
Tyuhllicious def-,
Teayahlicious def- (def, def, def, def...)
Tiallicious definition Tia's going crazy.
They always tryin? to slay me,
But they end up yellin? mercy (Don?t kill me!),
I'm the T to the I, A, M, the A, the T,
And no other dragon puts them down like me.

I'm Tiallicious (but you?re delicious)
I?m not always vicious
But those hunters that come always drive me to madness
Lin's my witness (Lindwyrm: UH HUH @_@)
Then I turn them to rock, rock.
And I line them down the block so the others won?t knock (nine, nine, nine, nine)

You?re delicious! (Om nom nom!)
So delicious! (You?ll be saut?ed with prawns, prawns)
So delicious! (Add some more salt and saffron)
*Bleep*, that?s delicious! (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, give me some)

Baby, baby, baby,
If you?re gonna fight me,
You should go back to school.
Darkflare's gonna smite fools
You?ll go crazy, crazy,
You can never kill meh.
And you?ll get no mercy,
But I?ll make you tasty.

T to the A, to the S T E Y - Mmm, that?s tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - mmm, that?s tasty!
D to the A, to the R K F L A R E. T to the A, to the, to the (1, 2, 3, 4)
D to the A, to the R K F L A R E, to the D to the A, to the R K F L A R E, to the
D to the A, to the R K F L A R E, to the D, to the A, to the, to the, to the, hit it Yiazzy! @_@

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Epic. Sounds like a Tiamat version of One-Winged Angel :P

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« Reply #21 on: July 10, 2008, 07:23:55 AM »
OMG that was AWESOME i loved reading that story made me laugh

THAT WAS EPIC :o :o :o

i love the story great job on it



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« Reply #22 on: July 10, 2008, 07:31:58 AM »
Btw VY, any chance of getting Kai in?


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« Reply #23 on: July 10, 2008, 08:46:07 AM »
Great story as always  ;)

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« Reply #24 on: July 10, 2008, 09:07:31 AM »
 :o :o I don't even know how long it took me to read all that but it was awesome.

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« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2008, 02:51:09 PM »
Thanks.  :P

But realize what had happened at my summer orientation that created this. Trying to go to sleep but can't so you walk around the building for 4 hours isn't fun. Plus I'm a bit sick now.  :(

Btw VY, any chance of getting Kai in?

I'm trying but he's stubborn.

Or lazy. I dunno o_O



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« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2008, 03:29:38 PM »
Well, I've never heard any 'rejection statements' from him [like 'No, I'm not bothered', w/e] It's just a simple registration, post 10.... posts... and there you have it :P


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« Reply #27 on: July 11, 2008, 05:28:30 AM »
lol @ the "EPIC" bandwagon


can't wait for part 2!!!


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« Reply #28 on: July 11, 2008, 03:07:30 PM »
That's certainly not the normal way to prepare yourself for university, but...

Oh. My. Yiazmat.

I will never look at Tiamat the same way again.

...and so it slept for many eons in dark passages, awaiting the chance to rise once more.

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« Reply #29 on: July 11, 2008, 04:41:45 PM »
Hey everyone, I'm gonna be off on holiday tomorrow until the 17th [of August DX]. And little Internet access there. That means I'll miss your hywt and tiallicious stories, VY. When I come back I hope I'll see Kai though. Or I'll bring out Nene XD.

In the meantime, I'll see if I can come up with anymore vocal themes. Maybe Yiazmat's or HW's real One-Winged Angel. Lol