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« Reply #30 on: July 12, 2008, 02:28:21 AM »
Thanks.  :P

But realize what had happened at my summer orientation that created this. Trying to go to sleep but can't so you walk around the building for 4 hours isn't fun. Plus I'm a bit sick now.  :(

I'm trying but he's stubborn.

Or lazy. I dunno o_O

I'm both :D

And I have too many accounts.  I can barely remember them all O_O

You should play Diablo II :D

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« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2008, 02:38:59 AM »
Kai(Kuro): *is fiercely suturing wounds in Trauma Center: Under the Knife 2*
Kai (Fei): Whatcha' Doin?
KK: NOES!  *game over*
KF: ?
KK: I died.
Nene: Lemme see that!

*Nene begins slicing at random*

KK: Woow....
KF: I thought you were bad.
Nene: *begins suturing wounds like crazy*
KK: O_O
KF: O_O

Yiazmat: HEY!  WHAT YOU DOING OVER THAR!
Tiamat: Looks like they're playing the new Trauma Center game... I WANNA PLAY, TOO!
KK: No, you're too good.  You is b&.
Tiamat: Hey, don't speak Interwebz with me...
Nene: Yes, don't speak Interwhat?!
KF: Oh yea, I forgot, Nene doesn't know about the internet...
Yiazmat: So if we do bad things, and then escape to the internet....
Tiamat: WE'RE SAFE!

[Kai, Kai, Tiamat, Yiazmat, and all of the cast outside of Nene go on a rampage of crime, destruction, cookie eating, death and more cookie eating]

Nene: TIEM FOR PUNISHMENT!

*TBC*

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« Reply #32 on: July 12, 2008, 03:46:58 AM »
Awesome!

Now get an avatar and a sig and be sexy like the rest of us.



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« Reply #33 on: July 13, 2008, 02:29:41 PM »
*Lol, outside of the house*

Yiazmat: Whoa. What happened? >_<
Carbuncle: Uhh... you went on a cookie-eating spree. o_O
Yiazmat: I did?
Carbuncle: You also ate a Carbuncle but other than that, yeah. >.>
Yiazmat: Huh. So that's this weird taste in my mouth. *spits out the Carbuncle*
Spat-out Carbuncle: EWW! EWW! EWW! *spams Heal on self* D:<
Yiazmat: So what's been going on?
Carbuncle: Not sure... they just revived Vaan from the looks of it.

*over 'ere!*

Balthier: I think reviving Basch again would have been a better idea. >.>
Penelo: Eh. He has been going on about this "Ana" and I wanna know who she is! >:(
Vaan: *wakes up* Ohhh... did you have to man-check me Penelo? >_<
Penelo: I'd do it again too! Now who the hell is this "Ana" person you're talking about? >:O
Vaan: Uhh... that's the name of this sword I found. She's called Anastasia! *huggles sword* ^_^
Penelo: ... *facepalm* He's choosing a sword over me. -_-
Ashe: What's so good about it? >.>
Vaan: Nothing... other than it has over FIVE HUNDRED ATTACK! >:D
Ashe: ...What?... THEN GET YOUR ASS IN THERE AND SMACK YIAZMAT WITH IT! *picks up Vaan and throws him*
Vaan: AHHHH! D:<

*back at the platform where Yiazmat is standing*

Carbuncle: *peeks under its cup* I say... there are 2 fours here. <_<
2nd Carbuncle: *peeks under its cup* 5 fives. >_>
3rd Carbuncle: *does the same* 10 threes.
4th Carbuncle: ...I'll have to believe that... *peeks under cup* 15 threes!
Yiazmat: *looks at the 4 carbuncles* ORLY? Well I say TWENTY-FIVE threes! >:D
Carbuncle: ...There are 25 die here... you're an idiot. -_-
Yiazmat: Well lift all of your cups then!

*everyone lifts their cups and there are like... 3 threes*

Carbuncle: HA! YOU IS A LI~
Vaan: AHHHHHHHH! *THUD*

*all the dice now show threes*

Yiazmat: ORLY? I'm a liar, eh? Who's awesome?! That's right! Me! :D
Carbuncle: WTF? D:<
Vaan: Okay, I'm going to go with OW. That angry thing. -_-
Yiazmat: Hey buddy.
Vaan: Oh, hi!... O_O
Yiazmat: So... got anything to say before you die?
Vaan: Yeah. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! *lunges with the Anastasia* >:O

*he swings the Anastasia OVER 9000 times in a second*

Yiazmat: ...Whoa. o_O
All the Carbuncles: O_O
Vaan: Wait. What's that Ana? *is talking to sword* Okay, I'll tell him. Ana says "U IS DED LOL"
Yiazmat: Uhh... no. I still feel fine. >.>
Carbuncle: According to this meter I have, you have no HP. o_O
Yiazmat: I don't? o_O
Carbuncle: *shows meter to him*
Meter: *0/17,000 HP U IS DED LOL.*
Vaan: You have been slain! I now claim this treasure in the name of Va~ *is ran over by Balthier and Fran* X_X
Balthier & Fran: TREASURETREASURETREASURE >:O
Yiazmat: Ugh. *Bleep* this place and it only giving me 17,000 HP to work with. *checks Vaan's unconscious body* Wait... THIS IS MY SWORD! WTF? *backhands the sword*
Anastasia: OMFG! YIAZ! I'm so sorry for leaving you but he picked me up and I was lonely. >.>
Yiazmat: Oh please, you two-timing ho! You made yourself extra sharp to cut me. ME! The one who made you, the Godblade!
Anastasia: Then why did you make me? o_O
Yiazmat: So when I'm bored, I could pick someone and give you to them so they wouldn't be laughably easy to smite.
Anastasia: That's exactly what happened!
Yiazmat: No... that's not what happened. Right now, Balthier and Fran are cleaning out my treasure room. >.>
Anastasia: ... ^_^;;
Yiazmat: *puts the Godblade behind his right leg* You enjoy that.
Anastasia: OMFG! It smells here! >_<
Yiazmat: If you think that smells... *farts* >:3
Anastasia: X_X
Yiazmat: I thought that thing would never stop talking. -_-

*goes back into the house*

*TBC*



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Re: The Wyrm Saga by Kaikuro and yours truly.
« Reply #34 on: July 13, 2008, 08:48:42 PM »
lol cant wait for next part you guys are doing a great job ;)



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« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2008, 04:23:13 PM »
Great latest chapters XD

I'd laugh if I see this in my local bookstore the enxt time I come back.


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« Reply #36 on: July 15, 2008, 09:34:42 PM »
Blah, I've been kind of busy lately.  And by busy, I mean hangin' out at Puget Sound :P
 8)

Kai: *is reading book*
Yiazmat: What are you doing?
Kai: Shh.  I'm reading.
Yiazmat: *epic poke into Kai's head*
Kai: OW!  Ne---
Yiazmat: Oh noes.
Kai: ---NE!!
Nene: *comes running in buttoning up her shirt* WHAT!
Yiazmat:  :(
Kai: Yiazmat poked an epic hole into mah head >:(
Nene: WHAT!? *stares into the whole where Kai's brain is supposed to be*

*Vossler walks in*

Voss: O_O  Kai, you have no brain. 
Kai: No, it's just attached to Sir. Fails-a-lot's claw.
Nene: O_O *stares at Kai's brain*  I thought that was a booger.  YOU IS DEAD, YIAZMAT!
Yiazmat:  :'(
Nene: *sharpens her blades* TIEM FOR PUNISHMENT!
Yiazmat: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*screen fades black*

Voss: O_O
Kai: That's creepy.
Voss: So, what do you think Nene was doing?
Kai: Fornicating with either Kunoichi or Hideyoshi.
Kunoichi: It was Hideyoshi, I walked in on them.  Again.  *shivers*

*Screen comes back, being cleaned off by Kunoichi*

Yiazmat: *tied up and bloody, and cut up*
Nene: DO YOU NEED TO BE PUNISHED AGAIN?!
Yiazmat: No, ma'am.
Nene: GOOD.

*To the rest of the wyrm party*

Behemoth King: Behemoth King says GET ME A ****ING BURGER, *****.
Tiamat: EXCUSE ME?!  I'm not your slave, BK.
Behemoth King: You heard me, *****.
Tiamat: Hey, at least I'VE never been a random mob in games...
Behemoth King: Oh noes.  You did not just go there.  Behemoth King is going to have to CHOKE A *****
Tiamat: ... *does the unthinkable to Behemoth King*  *throws Behemoth King's **** to Thextera*
Fafnir: Please tell me you're going to clean the blood and [insert male sex fluid here] off the floor, please...
Lindwyrm: I don't think she will.
Tiamat: Behemoth King will.  WON'T YOU?!
Behemoth King:  :'( Yes ma'am

*To Penelo, Ashe, party minus Vaan, at a smoothie shop*

Penelo: Don't you guys feel like we're forgetting something... or someone?
Ashe: Yeah, I feel like we're forgetting a certain orphan, with screwed up abs, and a bishounen face...
Balthier: Don't worry about it. 
Fran: Do we even know someone like that?
Basch: I think his name was.. Va-- Oh screw it.  Another round of smoothies, on Balthier, of course... :)
Balthier: >_> I'm running out of gil, you know...

*2 b con tin u d

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« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2008, 11:29:05 PM »
I like the fact that I can make something up and save it for later here.  ;)

Lawl.

Yiazmat: *snaps off the heavy chains and brushes self off* -_-
Vossler: ...Why did you sit there and take it if you could escape? >.>
Yiazmat: Because I was itchy.
Vossler: This is like the second time you got punished, dude.
Yiazmat: Eh. I was hoping for it. IT'S TIEM FOR PUNISHMENT! *snaps fingers... or claws... I don't know, okay? >.>*

*KABOOM*

Nene: *flies out of a nearby room* X_X
Vossler: ...what just happened? o_O
Yiazmat: SHE BEN DEATHSTRIKED
Vossler: Okay... I'm going to get a smoothie with the main party at the shop... *hauls ass* D:<
Yiazmat: ...I'm hungry too. >.> *walks away*

*moments later*

Hell Wyrm: *is walking* I'M BOOOOOORRRREEEDD. *steps on something* What the... OMG NENE. D:
Nene: X_X
Hell Wyrm: *revives* Are you okay?
Nene: Ohh... what happened? >_<
Hell Wyrm: I found you lying face down under my foot. I was wondering the same thing. >.>
Nene: I dunno... but I do know that something needs to be punished since I was unconscious! >:O *takes out weapons and runs into the depths of the house*
Hell Wyrm: ...That's weird.

*continues walking until...*

Behemoth King: Hey.
Hell Wyrm: What? >_>
BK: *is grabbing crotch* You know where Yiazmat is?
Hell Wyrm: No. Why?
BK: I need him to put my dragonhood back on. >.>
Hell Wyrm: What's that? And why are you grabbing~
BK: *shows him a "dragonhood" is* -_-
Hell Wyrm: OH GOD! O.O
BK: Yeah... it REALLY hurts and Behemoth King is light-headed right now. Yep. I can't stay conscious anymore. o_o *collapse* x_x
Hell Wyrm: SOMEONE HELP! MY CHILD IS DYING! D:<

*runs through hallway and into a random room*

Hell Wyrm: Hey! Has anyone seen Yiazmat?
Tiamat: Nope.
Bahamut: Nope.
Hell Wyrm: ...What are you guys doing? -_-
Fafnir: SHH! They're dueling.
Hell Wyrm: What the~
Fafnir: DRAW!

*Tiamat casts Darkflare*

*Bahamut casts Megaflare*

*insert really, really, loud sound and blinding light*

Tiamat: X_X
Bahamut: X_X
Fafnir: *cough* *cough* *Bleep*! That was crazy! Since when did Tiamat get that strong? O_O
Hell Wyrm: Since Yiazmat took her rings and gave her Darkflare as payment. >.>
Fafnir: Do I have a secret attack? :D
Hell Wyrm: No. Anyway, do you know where Yiaz is? Fafnir? Faf?
Fafnir: *is in emo corner* TT_TT
Hell Wyrm: Good lord. -_-

*he continues his search*

*meanwhile*

Vossler: This is a *Bleep* good smoothie! :D
Basch: Truth has been spoken! :D
Fran: OH GOD! BRAIN FREEZE! >_<
Balthier: I'll fix that! >:D *lunges at her and begins sexing her up*
Fran: *moan*
Ashe: Good god you two! Get a room! *kicks them underneath the table*
Balthier: GET OVER HERE YOU! >:D *pulls Ashe underneath the table*
Ashe: AHH! D:< *is screaming... then it fades*
Vossler: o_o
Basch: o_o

*they look under the table*

Vossler: OH SNAP! GIT'EM BAL~ *is kicked in the face by Fran* OW! D:
Basch: You got kicked in the face too? *is grabbing face* ^_^;;

*TO BE CONTINUED*

And LOL Kai lives in Washington state! I live in Pennsylvania myself

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« Reply #38 on: July 17, 2008, 07:57:27 PM »
Lol for some reason this story always cheers me up.  ;D


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« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2008, 05:18:13 PM »
Something I came up with a while ago... LIMIT BRAEKS!

*gives Tiamat Hell Gravija, Lethal Meteor, Cursed Ardor, Darkflare and Scathing Will*
*gives Bahamut Crimson Wings, Quadriblack Wings, Golden Plate*

That will give him new levels of Megaflare... and use this ONLY when needed, Bahamut

*Bahamut obtains Demonic Body*

Those are the respective limit breaks and costumes of NEO, ZERO, FURY and SIN. Use them well :P

I have moar limits for other wyrmies....


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« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2008, 10:05:57 PM »
Sorry it took me so long.  I was at Wild Waves on Saturday, and too tired to write on Sunday XD

Tiamat: *is producing a wyrm-based parody of Britney Spears*
Nene: Great, what trashy popstar is she imitating now?
Kai: -.- Britney "teh prostitute" Spears.
Vossler: >_>
Nene: Vossler, would you like to tell me something?!
Yiazmat: He gets-----
Kai: *shoves a Trickster into Yiazmat's mouth* He gets free health insurance from the resistance.
Nene: Wait, the Warriors Orochi Resistance or the Final Fantasy XII Resistance?
Kai: Both -.-
Nene: TIEM FOR PUNISHMENT!
Vossler: O_O
Nene: GIMME YO MONEH! *punishes Vossler and steals his wallet*
Vossler: WTF?! Q_Q
Nene: Hey, Kai, you lied.  All that he has in his wallet is this piece of plastic.
Tiamat: *dirty dancing* Nene, nobody carries around cash anymore.
Nene: Why?
Tiamat: Because.  Nobody trusts you. 
Nene: OH.  NO.  YOU.  DI'INT!

*Giant boxing ring appears*

Yiazmat: And in the blue corner, weighing in at 110 pounds... the queen of punishment.... NENE!
Kai and Kunoichi: YEAH!  WOO!
Yiazmat: And in the green corner, weighing in at over 1,000 tons... the queen of dancing... TIAMAT!
Lindwyrm: BOO!
Tiamat: >:(
Lindwyrm: I mean.. .YAY! *genderbend*

*Lindwyrm switches into a cheerleader uniform*

Lindwyrm: 1, 2, 3, 4!  Who is going to mop the floor?  5, 6, 7, 8!  Who do we appreciate?  TIA!  WOO!
Kunoichi: >_> He, she, it still scares me.
Yiazmat: Yeah, me too.

*ding ding ding*

*to be continued*

"Shinsei na seimei yo, junsui , akaru ku teru boku no mae ni tatsu kono aku wo harai kiyome rutameni nagare ru!  Shining Rain!"

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« Reply #41 on: July 23, 2008, 12:37:26 AM »
I was in New York today and yesterday.

I introduced the story to my cousins. They went lolwtf. XD

Not sure if they will read it though. I definitely told them what happened at my college orientation and the Fergalicious remix. Serious LOL's were had.

And I doubt Tiamat is 1000+ tons. I don't think she'd be living, let alone fly. o_O

...Maybe 50-80 tons. All that speculation about wyrms having hollow bones is a bit weird to rationalize them flying but they are "somewhat" thin.

If BK and Fafnir were the same size (I think BK is bigger, I forgot how long ago I fought him), Fafnir would be heavier due to the fact that he has half his weight in steel embedded in his back.

Yiazmat and Hell Wyrm are definitely in the 150-200 ton range though. >.>

As Adam Savage of Mythbusters once said, I reject your reality and substitute my own.

But I digress. THE BOXING MATCH MUST BEGIN.

*cue Nene in boxing gear and Tiamat fighting IN THE NUDE except for boxing gloves. Actually giant bags. I don't think they make boxing gloves for~*

Kai: SHUT UP VOSS. >:O
Voss: Sorry. >.>

Nene: You gonna move or what?
Tiamat: Oh please. I'd like to see you punish a real woman. :P
Nene: ...lolwut? o_O
Kunoichi: What do they call female wyrms anyway?
Yiazmat: Dragonesses.
Kunoichi: Sounds like you put dragon and princess together. Ironic. o_O
Kai: That sounds ridiculous, you made that up! :o
Tiamat: No, he's right. I am a dragoness and I'm DEAD SEXY. X3
Nene: You're right about one thing, you are DEAD. >:O

*super fast punishment-style punches are unleashed upon Tiamat's unwary self*

Tiamat: o_o
Nene: Hehehehe! >:D
Tiamat:Was... was that a mosquito? o_O
Nene: WTF? *gloves are torn* D:<
Tiamat: Oh? Is it my turn? *slightly jabs Nene*

Due to the fact that Tiamat is ******* huge, that "little jab" sent Nene flying across the room.

Nene: x_x
Tiamat: Woot! I win! :D
Yiazmat: WTF! I BET ON YOU NENE! Dx
Kai: ...you're an idiot. Even I know that Nene wasn't going to win and I just had my brain put back in. o_O
Voss: Srsly. >.>
Fafnir: Speaking of bets... you owe us 1,000,000 gil. Pay up, fatso. :P
Yiazmat: I... have no gil?
Everyone that bet on Tiamat, which is like everyone except Yiaz and Nene who's unconscious: HOUSE RAID! >:D
Yiazmat: ...*Bleep*. D: *wakes up Nene*

Nene: What happened? >_<
Yiazmat: You lost a boxing match again Tia.  :-\
Nene: WHAT? I LOST? OMG THAT MAKES SO MAD I... TIEM FOR PUNISHMENT! >:(
Yiazmat: Nooooo! D: *is punished again* Dx

Nene: ...I feel better.  :D
Kai: Nene! Wanna go to the smoothie shop? We just got paid since you lost against Tiamat. ;D
Nene:  >:(
Kai: I'm sorry! Please don't punish me! Here! *hands her one of Yiazmat's vases*
Yiazmat: *is facedown* That's mine! D:
Nene: *stares at vase* I am pleased. KUNOICHI! SMOOTHIE SHOP NAOW!
Kunoichi: Yes ma'am! O.O *runs out the door with Yiazmat's silverware*
Yiazmat: I... never mind. -_-

*at smoothie shop*

Vaan: Why'd you guys leave me? I saved your lives from Yiazmat! D:
Balthier: Because you're a bishie. -.-
Everyone: *nods in agreement* -.-
Vaan:  :'( Gimme a mango smoothie. Wait. Where's the guy that makes the smoothie?
Lindwyrm: *runs through door* Here I am! *looks at self* O.O *tears off cheerleader outfit and eats it* ;D
Vaan: You make smoothies? o_O
Lindwyrm: Yep. *shoves a mango smoothie made in a second into Vaan's face*
Vaan: *drinks* OMG THIS IS SO GOOD! *drinks some more* AHH! BRAIN FREEZE! DX
Nene: How long have you guys been here?
Ashe: A week.
Nene: Really? o_O
Ashe: Yep.
Basch: *stealthily steals Balthier's wallet* MORE SMOOTHIES FOR EVERYONE! :D
Everyone: WOO! ;D

*tuh buh continued*

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« Reply #42 on: July 23, 2008, 01:27:02 AM »
You wanna know what makes a good smoothie?  Orange juice, vanilla ice cream, and vanilla extract.  Creamsickles for the win, yes?

Nene: Getting my face pounded in was worth it.  This lychee and mangosteen smoothie is amazing.
Kai: Eeew.
Nene: My smoothie?
Kai: No.  Yiazmat just picked his booger out and wiped it on Voss.,

*Voss is struggling to get out of Yiazmat's godly booger*

Vossler: WTF!  This stuff is so sticky that my sword can't cut it!
Nene: Lemme try!
Yiazmat: Nene wai-- Oh bother.

*Yiazmat's booger eats Nene's flying sword*

Nene: WTF?!
Kunoichi: O_O
Yiazmat: *breathes fire on to the booger*

*the booger dies*

Vossler: You owe me a new suit of armor.
Nene :You owe me a new flying sword.
Kunoichi: You owe me a new triple melon smoothie.
Vossler: Speaking of smoothies, which smoothies are you guys drinking.
Vaan: I---
Vossler: Nobody cares about you, bishie.
Vaan: :'(
Balthier: I like the banana acai blast.
Kai: Isn't that the one that raises your sexual drive?
Fran: That's why he likes it.  I personally like the persimmon cinnamon.
Kai: Doesn't that... Oh nevermind.
Vossler: >_>
Ashe: My favorite one is the P-M-S.  Passionfruit, mango and soursop.
Vossler: *stifles laughter*
Basch: I like *giggle* th-the *giggle* blueberry apple.
Penelo: I like the canteloupe.
Kai: My favorite is the Hunny Hunny Dew.  It has Honeydew, Watermelon, Strawberry, and Vanilla.
Tiamat: HEY!  CUZ!  Where's my smoothie!
Lindwyrm: Not my shift.
Tiamat: Then who's shift is it?
Hell Wyrm: *drinking smoothie*  I'll give you a hint.  You cut off his ****.
Tiamat: O_O

*TBC*

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Re: The Wyrm Saga by Kaikuro and yours truly.
« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2008, 08:07:25 PM »
Creamsickles? o_O

Eh... Ice Cream Sammiches is where it's at.

Tiamat: Hehe... hey BK. You remember all those times we had going out in the past right? ^-^;;
Behemoth King: I also remember you cheating on me and doing the unthinkable to me. >.>
Tiamat: ...At least it's back on? o.o
Behemoth King: ... *dives across the counter and chokes Tiamat* >:(
Tiamat: ACK! LET... ME... GO! RAWR! >:O

*DARKFLARE*

*super asplosion decimates the smoothie shop*

Behemoth King: *cough* Ow. >_<
Tiamat: *is gasping for air* *Bleep*... you... Burger... King. D:

*everyone crawls out of the rubble*

Yiazmat: *cough* OMG YOU BLEW UP THE SMOOTHIE SHOP! TT_TT
Tiamat: But he was trying to ch~
Hell Wyrm: YOU BLEW UP THE SMOOTHIE SHOP! TT_TT
Tiamat: But he was~
Basch: YOU BLEW UP THE SMOOTHIE SHOP! TT_TT
Tiamat: But he~
Kai: YOU BLEW UP THE SMOOTHIE SHOP! TT_TT
Tiamat: But~
Kunoichi: YOU BLEW UP THE SMOOTHIE SHOP! TT_TT
Tiamat: B~
The rest of the party: YOU BLEW UP THE SMOOTHIE SHOP! TT_TT
Tiamat: *opens mouth*
Lindwyrm: YOU BLEW UP MY SMOOTHIE SHOP! TT_TT

*everyone is crying*

Tiamat: ...I wonder what Fafnir and Bahamut are doing... *hauls ass* O.O

*meanwhile at Teh House of Yiaz*

Bahamut: *is naked... which he should be. He's a dragon for crying out loud.* *Bleep* that Tia. Where did I put my armor? I hate looking like I came out of FFVIII. >.>

*walks by giant drums of red paint*

Bahamut: ...Why not? >.>

*picks up the paint*

The label on the drums of paint: *CRIMSON WINGS BRAND PAINT. IT'S ******* RED*
Bahamut: Lol Crimson Wings. *pours it on self* (Bahamut is now Neo Bahamut... but since the name fails I'll just say Bahamut)
Fafnir: *SNOAR* -_-
Bahamut: Huh?

*walks by Fafnir's room, where he is sleeping*

Fafnir: *drool* -_-
Bahamut: Psst. Fafnir. You know where my armor is?
Fafnir: *snort* -_- *rolls over to reveal Bahamut's FFXII:RW style armor*
Bahamut: ... *carefully takes out his armor from Fafnir* Now where's my lance?
Fafnir: *cough* -_- *rolls again to reveal his lance stuck in Fafnir's left armpit*
Bahamut: How...convenient! Thanks Fafnir. *pulls on the lance... but it's srsly stuck* WTF? *pulls harder*
Fafnir: *rolls onto Bahamut*
Bahamut: AHHH! D:<
Fafnir: *yawn* ... *cuddles Bahamut like a giant stuffed animal* ~_~
Tiamat: *opens door* Is anyone home?
Bahamut: IN HERE!

*she walks by Fafnir's room*

Tiamat: o_o
Bahamut: *whispers* Help. ._.
Tiamat: ...I didn't know you were being intimate with my hubby. >.>
Bahamut: What the... it's not what it looks like! D:
Tiamat: Sure it isn't... *walks away*
Bahamut: Wait! Where are you going?
Tiamat: *comes back and snaps a picture of them* LOLOLOLOL! *runs* XD
Bahamut: ... *facepalm*
Fafnir: *cuddles Bahamut some more* ;)

*TBC*

You have been referenced MegaFun. XD

« Last Edit: July 24, 2008, 08:09:41 PM by VYAzelas »


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Re: The Wyrm Saga by Kaikuro and yours truly.
« Reply #44 on: July 24, 2008, 09:31:31 PM »
XDDDD

smoothie shop needs a rebuild D: