Ivalice Crisis [a FFT members' tale]

[MK Emaster]

Fran: Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
Vaan: Ohh no, Fran is pissed off!
Jeeves: That isn't good, isn't it?
Balthier: Then a bunny girl, a v-
Fran: Doom!!!!
Balthier: That is the answer, she will start launching deadly mists!

*Batman spawn and punch Fran*

Vaan: What the heck are you doing here?
Batman: I know this is weird, but I heard about the crisis of ivalice.
Basch: You mean the financial crisis?
Ashe: what crisis?
Batman: you guys didn't know yet? it is said that tomorrow the ancient-

*Fran consumes Batman*

Kate: Oh no run!!!!

[RedChocobo]

*Batman, Spider-man, Wolverine, and the hulk chases them*
Kate: For Goodness sake! What do you want from us?
Vaan: I will never trust my action figures of them again!  :'(
Everyone: O___O'
Vaan: Hey! This time, me being weird will save us! I got a plan.
Everyone: O___O'
Vaan: ...  ok, guys, my plans are never that great, even though it killed off 3 older members of our group.. Who minds, really?
Everyone: O___O'
Red Chocobo: OvO'
Vaan: Hey... they have all been hit by the O____O' Ray!
WHAT WILL THIS WORLD COME TO?

[MK Emaster]

*Large Wyrm spawns and eats the superheroes*

Vaan: Ohh no he is...
Balthier: Whatever happens don't panic just run...
Fran: that is it, we are doomed!
Kate: Isn't this the H-
Vaan: No don't say it.

*The party hides slowly behind a huge rock, somewhere in the Easterland.*

Ashe: Guys, he is coming...
Vaan: I thought you were dead.
Ashe: The esper is dead.
Kate: You killed my esper?
Basch: It doesn't matter now! HELL WYRM IS STALKING US!
Fran: Guys, just keep quite, he may leave soon...
Vaan: I don't Think so.
Basch: What?
Vaan: Look, he is going to sleep.