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Eye Drops Off Shelf
« on: August 04, 2008, 07:48:21 PM »
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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2008, 07:52:12 PM »
wth is this?


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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 07:52:46 PM »
Actual news headlines.


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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 07:53:56 PM »
lol, I thought it sounded nonsensical...


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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 09:43:35 PM »
I've seen worse:

Man takes out restraining order against imaginary friend
Prune Juice makes you stupid
God's autograph sells for $500 million
New study says "stitch in time" only saves 8
Grim reaper to retire-People will live forever
Jungle Tribe worships Jay Leno's chin
Earwax DNA doesn't lie-Osama Bin Laden is a Woman!
Aliens travel to Earth for chinese takeout
Credit Card explodes when gal goes over limit


wow eh?

NOTE: THESE ARE ALL REAL! NONE OF THESE ARE FAKED IN ANY WAY AND ARE QUOTED EXACTLY

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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 09:45:52 PM »
But those are supposed to be like that. The ones I posted weren't supposed to mean what they say. (or at least half of what they say)

Also...

Elvis is Dead! (published in 2003)


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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2008, 09:51:51 PM »
But those are supposed to be like that. The ones I posted weren't supposed to mean what they say. (or at least half of what they say)

Also...

Elvis is Dead! (published in 2003)
Wow, they are like...what....40 years late?  :o


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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2008, 10:02:25 PM »
exactly what you'd think. They MEAN to say: "Elvis music is dead."

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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 02:29:21 AM »
Next thing you know everyone is gonna be running around saying "OMG George Washington is dead!"


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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2008, 12:34:26 AM »
I was reading a Reader's Digest once, and one of the headlines was "Osama bin Laden Declares War on Tape". WTF!!! I was thinking of a guy shooting a roll of Scotch tape with a big gun, but hey. Your imagination tends to get the better of you when you think 'what is the funniest thing right now?' btw, the article is a couple years old, '06 or '07.

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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2008, 05:17:59 AM »
The god's autograph seems very far-fetched   :-\


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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2008, 02:45:47 AM »
I lol at many of the titles.

Hmm I remember something being about a Elvis music a few days ago.  :o

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Re: Eye Drops Off Shelf
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2008, 03:18:24 AM »
lol how about [clutter]VIagra thief gets stiff setence[/clutter] *CAUTION* may be innapropriate